Friday, March 7, 2008

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker
> bar by mistake.He finds his way to a bar stool and
> orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while,
> he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde
> joke?"
> The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very
> deep, husky
> voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell
> that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given
> that you are blind, that you should know five things:
> 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
> 2. The bouncer is a blonde woman.
> 3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde gal with a
> black belt in karate.
> 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a
> professional weightlifter.
> 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional
> wrestler.
> "Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still
> wanna tell that joke?"
> The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head,
> and mutters,*
> * "No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."*
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